smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness
party don’t start til i walk in.
we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
I’ve been laughing for 20 years
trying to run away from my problems like
NO, SHE IS IN THERE FOR OUR PROTECTION
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.
I love this new update
WHAT’S GOIN’ ON!
Everyone else can go home
best cosplay of all time
I love that the cheekbones are drawn on her face.
warning: my policy for this blog is to repost this every time it pops up on my dash
can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that every troll cosplayer in this picture is a terezi
gUys i think i just
ate a dog treAT
i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF