via ruinedchildhood 1 day ago link 237,856 notes

phobias:

"how are you single?"

image

via ruinedchildhood 1 day ago link 185,409 notes

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

(Source: hotboysofficial)

via ruinedchildhood 2 days ago link 193,675 notes

34impossibleshapes:

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.


…..duh.

34impossibleshapes:

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

…..duh.

(Source: untexting)

via countdowncityconquistador 2 days ago link 34,828 notes

theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

(Source: ughcallmelottie)

via dist0rt3dbeauty 2 days ago link 569,494 notes

(Source: civilizer)

via yeskasarms 6 days ago link 102,727 notes

I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.

J.D. Salinger (via thedapperproject)

via lokeanconcubine 6 days ago link 49,845 notes

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

via bruinsfan11 6 days ago link 216,697 notes

(Source: krispyscream)

via eyheidy 6 days ago link 305,908 notes

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

via ruinedchildhood 6 days ago link 807,496 notes

breannewilliamson:

You are more than your test score. 

breannewilliamson:

You are more than your test score. 

(Source: anythingthatmoves)

via eyheidy 6 days ago link 610,731 notes

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

via ilikeyoustranger 6 days ago link 180,272 notes

sancly:

Eating spaghetti with a spoon is a horrible experience 0/10 would recommend

(Source: settles)

via stability 2 weeks ago link 98,339 notes

thatfunnyblog:

#fitness #motivation

thatfunnyblog:

#fitness #motivation

(Source: timothykelleherseyebrows)

via stalfosboy 2 weeks ago link 122,035 notes

shonetsu:

DIDNEY LAN

shonetsu:

DIDNEY LAN

(Source: memewhore)

via stalfosboy 2 weeks ago link 539 notes